# Freeserve.

Анатолий Анатольевич Шляхов

Freeserve.


Итак!

Заключен уж контракт.

Компания "Фрисёрве" прочна.


Прислали диск,

Пакет бумаг.


Инструкций кучка непорочных.


Всё, изучив,

Воткнулся в net.


Не сразу.

Пару дней угрохал.

Крючочки. Кнопочки. Окей.

Приехал мастер,

Покумекал.


До изучив, врубился

В сеть.

По монитору пляска сайтов.


Как интересно.

Сутки прочь.


Сверкает солнышко.

Поспать бы.


Очнулся,

Глянул на экран.

Ну что же,

Нет там интернета.


И так. И сяк. И так. И сяк.


В сети инета, где ты?

Netto?


Снимаю телефон.

Молчит.


Это серьёзно. Дяди. Тёти.


Пошёл на почту.

Позвонил.

- Вы нам должны. Сто десять, точно...!


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KL computers. 020 7627 0799 Мастер Валерий. www.klcomputers.co.uk


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Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 LOO4JVE


MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV

32 OSMOND CLOSE

HARROW

HA2 OQF 63712


BT/1?


Date

1 December 2003

If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.

BT Together Option 1

BUI for 020 8422 3478


Total now due

£ 110.28 BT Together Option 1


Please make sure we receive the total now due by 8 December 2003

This bill is for calls made between 20 November 2003 and 30 November 2003 f and is sent to you because you have exceeded your agreed level for call charges before discount of £50.00

BT is a member of Otelo, the Telecommunications Ombudsman. Tel: 0845 0501614 (local rate), www.otelo.org.ulq


- the 6p hour plan

Your benefits include:

UK calls 6p for up to an hour per call

at Evenings and Weekends

(lp per minute afterwards)

UK calls 3p per minute during the

Daytime

- Discounted international calls

5% discount on calls made

to mobile phones

For more information see BT Update enclosed with this bill. Exclusions apply. See Terms and Conditions

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Cashier's stamp and initials

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You can find details of how to pay overleaf.

1 If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.

Please don't send cash by post.

Please quote 'Your account number' below on correspondence or remittance advices.

Your account number LW58876572

Date

Signature


bank giro credit

Total now due

£ 110.28


LNo, cheque - J Fee


8944 0151 5887 6572 0041 2008


44-76-62

HSBC Bank pic

Head Office Collection Account

Please do not fold, pin or staple this slip; or write below this line.


Cash

Cheques

£

03 LW 58876572 L004

VE

£ 110.28


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V* A# * *

Date

1 December 2003

Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L004VE

Your phone number 020 8422 3478


Summary and detail

This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are summarised by each number called. The main totals are listed together for easy reference in the summary tables.


Bill totals Cost of chills £93.86£

Llt , Your benefits £0.66

This is a summary of your main bill totals,

together with where to find information of VAT £ 16.42

total" £ 110.28


see below seepages 3 to 4 seepage 4

Cost of calls

£ 93.86

These are the totals for all your calk.

These totals take account of your reduced call rates.


Type of call Total number Total Total

of calls duration cost

Daytime 4 00:16:34 £ 0.440 calk in next table

To a mobile 2 CM3:00:46 £ 0.084 calk in next table

Premium rate 15 01:09:57 £81.318 calk in next table

National rate 1 00:08:16 £ 0.528 calk in next table

Lo-call 33 21:07:16 £11.495 calk in next table


This is your call detail. See the Phone Book or www.bt com/Pricing for definitions of type of call.

118 services are available from various suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500, 118707,118505 and 118404.

Queries relating to other services should be addressed directly to the service provider in question.


Date/period Destination Called number Total number of calk Total duration Type of call Total cost

20 Nov-22 Nov Premium Rate 09063 023456 2 00:09:11 Premium 3.899

22 Nov Mobile Phone 07941 339741 2 00:00:46 Mobile 0.084

25 Nov London 020 7403 9599 2 00:06:46 Daytime 0.190

25 Nov-26 Nov Local Rate 0845 0796699 1 02:19:48 Lo-call 1.463

25 Nov-26 Nov Local Rate 0845 7560000 13 00:52:14 Lo-call 0.862

26 Nov London 020 7627 0799 2 00:09:48 Daytime 0.250

26 Nov Nat Rate 0870 8720099 1 00:08:16 Nat rate 0.528

28 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9671167 1 00:13:20 Premium 17.003

28 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9672854 2 00:17:03 Premium 21.760

28 Nov-29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 9672853 4 00:12:17 Premium 15.637

28 Nov-30 Nov Local Rate 0845 6091351 13 17:55:14 Lo-call 9.170

29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0240389 4 00:04:48 Premium 6.075

29 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0240594 1 00:01:43 Premium 2.178

30 Nov Premium Rate 0909 0274320 1 00:11:35 Premium 14.766

Total 93.865

Your benefits

£0.00


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Ну, как всегда.

Таких

Не счесть!


Их обучают высшим классом.

Наука менеджмента им

Втемяшит,

Как украсть указом.


Что я могу,

Супротив

Них.


Супротив... Пофиг супостату.


Ведь в академиях

При них:

Отлично скроят хазу,

Мазу...


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