# Freeserve 2.

Анатолий Анатольевич Шляхов

Freeserve 2.       Прочитав "Freeserve",    Решили:    Заплативши лишние фунты...       Телефон    Конечно включили,       Интернет искрится    Без бунта.       Кабы так здесь было,    Однако.       Вполовину уютнее жили.       Ну да ладно.    Один виноватый.    Залетел.    Бывает.       Почили.       Заплатил я    Лишние фунты.       Уплатил сто десять паршивым.       Телефон они    Не включили...       Лишь бумажки слали другие...       Хороша тут почта,    Однако.    Из неё    Почти не воруют.       Ну да ладно. Не все    Богаты.    Похитрее кто. По хитрее.       Мозговал увлечь    Адвоката.    Размечтался, крутые    Контакты.       В чёрной комнате сыщешь    Когда-то.    Твёрдо зная: а нет никого    Там.       О свободе прочтений    Слышал.    Про права и свободы    Знают.       Все права мои,    Да свобода.    В одном действии пребывают.       Заплати?!    Заплати свободно!       Оплати,    Навсегда же должен.       Это право первого    Хода.    Умолчав, свободу умножишь.       ***    More connections. More pot    Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&       MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV    32 OSMOND CLOSE    HARROW    HA2 OQF 63712    tiate    21 December 2003    If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.       BT Together Option 1    Bill for 020 8422 3478       £ 155.88    Total now due    Please make sure we receive the total now due by 28 December 2003    This bill is for calls made between 1 December 2005 and 2 December 2003       BT Together Option 1    The 6p hour plan    Don't forget you can make UK calls for just 6p for up to an hour per call at evenings and weekends.    For more information see BT Update. Monthly charge and exclusions apply. See terms and conditions.    This page is not a tax invoice.    * You can find details of how to pay overleaf.    * If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.    * Please don't send cash by post.    * Please quote 'Your account number' below on correspondence or remittance advices.    bank giro credit    Cashier's stamp and initials    Your account number LW58876572    Signature    Date    Total now due    £ 155.88       8944 0151 5887 6572 0051 2005       44-76-62    HSBC Bank pic    Head Office Collection Account    Cash    Cheques    £    Please do not fold, pin or staple this slip; or write below this line.    03 LW 58876572 L005 Z8       £ 155.88    <3LW58876572L005< 447662+< 73       ***    Freeserve    a wanadoo company       Mr Anatoly Chliakhov 32 Osmond Close HARROW Middlesex HA2 OQF    INGI/03    January 2004    You've nothing to lose by keeping hold of your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account    Dear Mr Chliakhov,    We were very sorry to get your call the other day, and hear you're cancelling your Freeserve AnyTime account. But we really don't want to let you go for good without giving you something to hang on to, just in case of emergencies...    And that's why we're so glad we can remind you about email and Internet access with Freeserve No Ties pay as you go.    Like all the best safety equipment, it's easy and quick to use, and it's always there when you need it. Best of all, your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account is ail set up for you, ready to use, right now, because you've already been a Freeserve Member.    It's this simple:    there's no contract to tie you in    no monthly fee - and you don't need a credit card either    you can use the Internet as little or as often as you want, from as    little as 1p a minute*. And you only pay for your time online    you can go online with any telephone provider - not just BT    you can keep your existing Freeserve email address    By hanging on to your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account, you'll still be able to take advantage of Freeserve Rewards, as well as all the other benefits of being with the UK's No. 1 Internet Service Provider.    Just load up the CD we've enclosed to install your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account settings today, using the simple steps on the back of this letter. After all, you've nothing to lose by hanging on to some back-up from Freeserve, and you never know when you might need it.    One day, you could even find it's a bit of an online lifesaver. Yours sincerely.       Keith Hawkins    Managing Director, Consumer    * BT standard evening and weekend 0845 local call rate from 1p per minute. For 0845 local call rates, please check with your Telephone Service Provider.    148S/34       ***    Freeserve    a wanadoo company       Installing your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account    1. Put the enclosed CD into your computer's CD drive.    2. Select either the 'Retrieve my account' option in the left hand menu,    or 'Already a Freeserve customer? Install your existing Freeserve    account on this PC option from the bottom of the screen and follow    the instructions.    3. On the Account Retrieval page, click on the 'No Ties' button.    4. On the next page, enter your old Freeserve email address and    password, and follow the instructions to install your No Ties settings.    If you've forgotten either your Freeserve email address or password,    please call us on 0870 872 0099*       You never know when you'll need it       ***    Date    21 December 2003    Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&    Your phone number 020 8422 3478       Summary and detail    This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are fully itemised. The main totals are listed for easy reference in the summary tables.    *    Bill totals Cost of calls £ 132.67    Your benefits £0.00    I his is a summary of your main bill totals, *■    together with where to find information of VAI £ 23 4 A.    each total total £ 155.88       sec below see page 4 seepage 4    Cost of calls    £ 132.67    These are the totals for all your calk.    These totals take account of your reduced coll rates.    Type of call Total number of calk Total duration Total cost    Premium rate 12 01:33:42 £ 119.488 calls shown in next table    Lo-call 14 13:29:28 £ 13.185 calk shown in next table       This is your call detail. See the Phone Date Time Destination Called number    Book or www.btcom/Prlting for definitions lDec 10:25 Local Rate 0845 6091351    of type of call lDec 10:52 Premium Rate , 09O9O 274320    1 Dec 11:29 Local Rate 0845 9891351    118 sen/ices are available from various 1 Dec 13:11 Premium Rate 09090 274321    suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500. 1 Dec 13:21 Local Rate 0845 6091351    118707,118S05 and 118404. 1 Dec 14:03 Local Rate 0845 6091351    lDec 14:12 Locat Rate 0845 6091351    Queries relating to other services should 1 Dec 15:54 Premium Rate 1&090 296000    be addressed directly to the service lDec 16:01 Local Rate Q845 6091351    provider in question. lDec 18:06 Premium Rate 09096 550021    1 Dec 18:15 Local Rate 0845 6091351    1 Dec 18:59 Local Rate 0845 6091351    lDec 21:15 Premium Rate 09090 294049    1 Dec 21:29 Premium Rate 09090 294049    1 Dec 21:43 Premium Rate 09090 294049    1 Dec 21:58 Premium Rate 09090 294049    1 Dec 22:24 Local Rate 0845 6091351    lDec 22:59 Premium Rate 09090 274320    2 Dec 00:01 Local Rate 0845 6091351    2 Dec 00:02 Premium Rate O909O 294049    2 Dec 00:04 Premium Rate 09090 294049    2 Dec 00:05 Premium Rate 09090 294049    2 Dec 00:08 Local Rate 0845 6091351    2 Dec 00:18 Local Rate 0845 6091351    2 Dec 02:42 Local Rate 0845 9091351    2 Dec 04:19 Local Rate 0845 6091351       Type of call Duration Cost    Lo-call 00:26:53 0.685    Premium 00:12:39 16.141    Lo-call 01:14:5^ 1.908    Premium 00:09:58 12.704    Lo-call 00:39:36 1.010    Lo-call 00:07:40 0.195    Lo-call 01:41:38 2.591    Premium 00:02:5^ 3.692    Lo-call 02:04:55 3.076    Premium 00:00:53 1.125"    Lo-call 00:27:42 0.235    Lo-call 02:15:53 1.155    Premium 00:13:45 17.546    Premium 00:13:41 17.465    Premium 00:13:46 17.556    Premium 00:lO:40 13.595    Lo-call 00:34:06 0.290    Premium 00:11:56 15.215    Lo-call 00:01:02 0.042    Premium 00:02:16 2.890    Premium 00:00:31 0.657    Premium 00:00:43 0.905    Lo-call 00:05:19 0.045    Le-call 00:07:07 0.060    Lo-call 01:36:38 0.821    Lo-call 02:06:10 1.072    Total 132.673       page 3 of 4       ***    Post Office Ltd.