# Стэнд!

Анатолий Анатольевич Шляхов

Стэнд!       Поехал, на Гринвич,.................................... (Greenwich)    Забрать    Распечатку.       Мне, Юля, печатала,    В прошлом стихи.       Сначала в метро, А затем,    На автобус.       Кондуктор там негр,       - Садись! - говорит.       - Окей. Не могу,    Я, чуть-чуть постою    Тут?       - Садись! - привязался,..................................... (take a sit)    Громила опять.       Окей. Но, спина, Понимаете.       Ломит.       Сидеть невозможно.       - Тогда, уходи.       - Эй, Фреди! - орёт,    - Тормозни здесь,    Мне надо.       Проваливай, слышишь!    Тебе,    Говорю.       - Окей. И я смело, пошёл    К тротуару.       От негр, скотина,    Коз-лина,    Тупой...       Потом, как уже был,    При доме.    В затишье.       Продумал. И вбил,       Слово "s t a n d",       В    Проездной.       Читайте:    Кондукторы!    Негры!    Гундосы!       Имею я право!       Стоять!       Посмотри!!       ***       -= STAND =-       ......8    ...88..88    88888888    ...88..88    ......8       Name: Mr.A.Chliaakho       This photocard is valid    for use only with a    concessionary pass issued    by your local council       Issued subject to conditions - see over       ***    Transport for London - Conditions PW Vi    1. This photocard is for use only by the person whose name    and photograph appear overleaf.    2. This photocard must be shown on demand together with a    concessionary pass bearing the same name.    If these conditions are not met the pass is not valid.    3. This photocard is not valid if it is altered or defaced in any way;    a replacement photocard must be obtained.    4. This photocard and the accompanying concessionary pass    remain the property of the operator and must be produced for    inspection on each journey whether requested or not.    5. Ticket checking staff have the right to retain any photocard    or pass.       ***    ■0- ^ freedom pass    31 march 2008    mr. /CHOVl    This pass is paid by your local council       ***    his freedom pass is issued subject to the Conditions of Carriage which can be    btained from Transport for London ticket selling outlets.    reedom pass remains the property of Transport for London and is not transferabl    : may only be used by the holder whose name appears on the front and may not I    sed by anyone else.    : is valid for travel only with a photocard bearing the same name. Both freedom    ass and photocard must be shown to ticket checking staff. They must be product    Dr inspection on each journey whether demanded or not.    reedom pass is not valid if illegible, damaged or altered. Ticket checking staff ma'    /ithdraw any pass which appears to be invalid.    reedom pass is available for free or reduced fare travel only at the times and on t    ervices shown in the booklet issued with it or in other notices.    ervices and timetables are subject to alteration without notice.    : the freedom pass holder moves from the Greater London    rea the pass must be surrendered to the address below.    : found please return this pass to:    yster       ***    LONDON BOROUGH OF HARROW    DEPT. OF SOCIAL SERVICES    P.O. BOX 7, CIVIC CENTRE,    HARROW, MIDDX. IIA1 2UL.    Tel: 020-8863 5611    REGIDTER OF DISABLED PEOPLE       name:u C.V>.it..A.^kho V.    ADDRESS: J5JOUA ^    The above named is registered with The London Borough of Harrow, Dcpt. of Social Services, as a disabled person.    DIRECTOR : .. REGISTRATION NO:       ***    SHOULD YOU NO LONGER REQUIRE THIS CARD PLEASE RETURN IT TO THE ADDRESS OVERLEAF. PLEASE GIVE A REASON FOR ITS RETURN, i.e. CHANGE OF ADDRESS, MOVED AWAY, etc.       ***    -= STAND =-    www.auau.tv