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Шляхов Анатолий Анатольевич
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mu@pop3.ru
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Обновлено: 02/07/2007. 13k.
Статистика.
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Великобритания
Ваша оценка:
шедевр
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хорошо
нормально
Не читал
терпимо
посредственно
плохо
очень плохо
не читать
E7even.1.7.6.
Плакали мои
Денежки.
Мои фунтики
Гикнулись.
Заплатил двести сорок их
За интернет.
А, компания
Лопнула.
Да компания всхлипнула.
И исчезла валюта вся
За интернет.
Ай! Какая
Компания.
Богатейшая в лондоне.
Забрала мои денежки
В годы вперёд.
И остался я,
Голенький.
Да, по вере, вне линии.
Богатеют законные
Воры страны.
Кампанейщина
Хлюпнула.
Кампанейщина в парила.
И исчезли все фунтики
За интернет.
Ох!
До этого мучился.
У другой уж
Компании.
Она долгу привесила
За интернет.
Незаконно навесила.
Всё собой
Заблокировав.
Банк открыл тягомотину,
За интернет.
Таковая свободушка.
Демократии долбанной.
Задолбили паскудники,
За интернет.
О, опять сижу
Голенький.
И, по вере, вне линии.
Богатеют холёные
Воры страны.
Вскрыть бы им,
Их животики.
Доставая валюточку.
Раздавая те денежки.
У кого отнял ты.
Здесь компании
Строгие.
Тут компании тёртые.
Никакой
Информации
Мне про них не узнать.
Остаюсь
Снова голенький.
Да, по вере, без линии.
Богатеют всесильные
Воры страны.
Так и будет
Кидалово.
Не, то бизнес законников.
Ну а я, среди чайников.
Буду им на обед.
Вскрыть бы им, их
Животики.
Доставая
Валюточку.
Раздавая те денежки.
У кого отнял ты.
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Barclaycard House............................................................. f*cking Mr A Chliakhov
PO Box 559232.................................................................................. Osmond Close
Northampton NN4 1ZY................................................................ Harrow Middlesex
Phone: 0870 154 0154............................................................................... HA2 OQF
www.barclavcard..uk
30 November 2 0 05
BARCLAYCARD SERVICES
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 4929 4275 4145 6005
I had the provider some years and paid 22, 68 £ every month.
In August I have changed the provider (E7even).
In September there has come the account from the old provider 22, 68 £
In September I have come to the personal banker (.........)
Also has told:
I have changed the provider and I pay 22, 68 £ last time.
Please, close payment of the old provider.
She has told:
Well. Tell about it to the provider.
I have told:
I all have already told.
She has told:
Well. We close this payment.
In October there has come the account from the old provider 22, 68 £
In October I have come to the personal banker (........)
Also has told:
I have changed the provider and have told to you about it in September.
I shall not pay more than 22, 68 £
I have paid superfluous 22, 68 £ September. It is enough of it.
In September you have told, that have closed payment of the old provider.
She has told:
Well.
Has called by phone.
I this payment.
Also has told:
To pay to the old provider 22, 68 £ it is not necessary.
In November there has come the account from the old provider 22, 68 £ + 22, 68 £ +.
In November I have come to the personal banker (........)
Also has told:
I have paid superfluous 22, 68 £ September. It is enough of it.
In September I have come to the personal banker (........)
In September you have told, that have closed payment of the old provider.
In October there has come the account from the old provider 22, 68 £
In October I have come to the personal banker (.......)
In October you have told, that have closed payment of the old provider.
And to close payment 22, 68 £ for October.
Personal bankers and the manager have gathered many.
All have told, that I should pay 22, 68 £ + 22, 68 £ +.
I have told:
As so!!
You (........) have personally told, that 22, 68 £ it is not necessary any more!!
She has told:
I spoke nothing. Pay.
I finished by injustice have broken off a credit card and
Has told:
It is enough of it.
She has told:
Yes.
How many will scoff over me at this bank?
From this bank to me sent wrong accounts.
From this bank to me sent unnecessary books. Also demanded for them payment.
How many will scoff over me at this bank?
In this bank to receive cards, I have forced to be insured on all insurances. Which are not necessary for me?
How many will scoff over me at this bank?
Year I could not get rid of these insurances unnecessary me.
How many will scoff over me at this bank?
f*cking Mr Chliakhov
ПЕРЕВОД:
Barclaycard Дом, .......................................................траханый господин Члиахов
ПОЧТОВЫЙ ЯЩИК 559232............................................................ Осмонд Клоз
Нортхемптон NN4 1ZY............................................................. Терзает Middlesex
Звоните: 0870 154 0154........................................................................... HA2 OQF
www.barclavcard. .uk
30 ноября 2 0 05