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  • © Copyright Шляхов Анатолий Анатольевич (mu@pop3.ru)
  • Обновлено: 02/07/2007. 11k. Статистика.
  • Статья: Великобритания
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       Freeserve 2.
      
       Прочитав "Freeserve",
       Решили:
       Заплативши лишние фунты...
      
       Телефон
       Конечно включили,
      
       Интернет искрится
       Без бунта.
      
       Кабы так здесь было,
       Однако.
      
       Вполовину уютнее жили.
      
       Ну да ладно.
       Один виноватый.
       Залетел.
       Бывает.
      
       Почили.
      
       Заплатил я
       Лишние фунты.
      
       Уплатил сто десять паршивым.
      
       Телефон они
       Не включили...
      
       Лишь бумажки слали другие...
      
       Хороша тут почта,
       Однако.
       Из неё
       Почти не воруют.
      
       Ну да ладно. Не все
       Богаты.
       Похитрее кто. По хитрее.
      
       Мозговал увлечь
       Адвоката.
       Размечтался, крутые
       Контакты.
      
       В чёрной комнате сыщешь
       Когда-то.
       Твёрдо зная: а нет никого
       Там.
      
       О свободе прочтений
       Слышал.
       Про права и свободы
       Знают.
      
       Все права мои,
       Да свобода.
       В одном действии пребывают.
      
       Заплати?!
       Заплати свободно!
      
       Оплати,
       Навсегда же должен.
      
       Это право первого
       Хода.
       Умолчав, свободу умножишь.
      
       ***
       More connections. More pot
       Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
      
       MR ANATOLY CHLIAKOV
       32 OSMOND CLOSE
       HARROW
       HA2 OQF 63712
       tiate
       21 December 2003
       If you have a query please see reverse for our contact details.
      
       BT Together Option 1
       Bill for 020 8422 3478
      
       £ 155.88
       Total now due
       Please make sure we receive the total now due by 28 December 2003
       This bill is for calls made between 1 December 2005 and 2 December 2003
      
       BT Together Option 1
       The 6p hour plan
       Don't forget you can make UK calls for just 6p for up to an hour per call at evenings and weekends.
       For more information see BT Update. Monthly charge and exclusions apply. See terms and conditions.
       This page is not a tax invoice.
       * You can find details of how to pay overleaf.
       * If appropriate, fill in the details on this payment slip.
       * Please don't send cash by post.
       * Please quote 'Your account number' below on correspondence or remittance advices.
       bank giro credit
       Cashier's stamp and initials
       Your account number LW58876572
       Signature
       Date
       Total now due
       £ 155.88
      
       8944 0151 5887 6572 0051 2005
      
       44-76-62
       HSBC Bank pic
       Head Office Collection Account
       Cash
       Cheques
       £
       Please do not fold, pin or staple this slip; or write below this line.
       03 LW 58876572 L005 Z8
      
       £ 155.88
       <3LW58876572L005< 447662+< 73
      
       ***
       Freeserve
       a wanadoo company
      
       Mr Anatoly Chliakhov 32 Osmond Close HARROW Middlesex HA2 OQF
       INGI/03
       January 2004
       You've nothing to lose by keeping hold of your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
       Dear Mr Chliakhov,
       We were very sorry to get your call the other day, and hear you're cancelling your Freeserve AnyTime account. But we really don't want to let you go for good without giving you something to hang on to, just in case of emergencies...
       And that's why we're so glad we can remind you about email and Internet access with Freeserve No Ties pay as you go.
       Like all the best safety equipment, it's easy and quick to use, and it's always there when you need it. Best of all, your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account is ail set up for you, ready to use, right now, because you've already been a Freeserve Member.
       It's this simple:
        there's no contract to tie you in
        no monthly fee - and you don't need a credit card either
        you can use the Internet as little or as often as you want, from as
       little as 1p a minute*. And you only pay for your time online
        you can go online with any telephone provider - not just BT
        you can keep your existing Freeserve email address
       By hanging on to your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account, you'll still be able to take advantage of Freeserve Rewards, as well as all the other benefits of being with the UK's No. 1 Internet Service Provider.
       Just load up the CD we've enclosed to install your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account settings today, using the simple steps on the back of this letter. After all, you've nothing to lose by hanging on to some back-up from Freeserve, and you never know when you might need it.
       One day, you could even find it's a bit of an online lifesaver. Yours sincerely.
      
       Keith Hawkins
       Managing Director, Consumer
       * BT standard evening and weekend 0845 local call rate from 1p per minute. For 0845 local call rates, please check with your Telephone Service Provider.
       148S/34
      
       ***
       Freeserve
       a wanadoo company
      
       Installing your Freeserve No Ties pay as you go account
       1. Put the enclosed CD into your computer's CD drive.
       2. Select either the 'Retrieve my account' option in the left hand menu,
       or 'Already a Freeserve customer? Install your existing Freeserve
       account on this PC option from the bottom of the screen and follow
       the instructions.
       3. On the Account Retrieval page, click on the 'No Ties' button.
       4. On the next page, enter your old Freeserve email address and
       password, and follow the instructions to install your No Ties settings.
       If you've forgotten either your Freeserve email address or password,
       please call us on 0870 872 0099*
      
       You never know when you'll need it
      
       ***
       Date
       21 December 2003
       Your account and bill number LW 5887 6572 L005 Z&
       Your phone number 020 8422 3478
      
       Summary and detail
       This is your combined bill summary and detail. Calls are fully itemised. The main totals are listed for easy reference in the summary tables.
       *
       Bill totals Cost of calls £ 132.67
       Your benefits £0.00
       I his is a summary of your main bill totals, *■
       together with where to find information of VAI £ 23 4 A.
       each total total £ 155.88
      
       sec below see page 4 seepage 4
       Cost of calls
       £ 132.67
       These are the totals for all your calk.
       These totals take account of your reduced coll rates.
       Type of call Total number of calk Total duration Total cost
       Premium rate 12 01:33:42 £ 119.488 calls shown in next table
       Lo-call 14 13:29:28 £ 13.185 calk shown in next table
      
       This is your call detail. See the Phone Date Time Destination Called number
       Book or www.btcom/Prlting for definitions lDec 10:25 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       of type of call lDec 10:52 Premium Rate , 09O9O 274320
       1 Dec 11:29 Local Rate 0845 9891351
       118 sen/ices are available from various 1 Dec 13:11 Premium Rate 09090 274321
       suppliers. BT is responsible for 118500. 1 Dec 13:21 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       118707,118S05 and 118404. 1 Dec 14:03 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       lDec 14:12 Locat Rate 0845 6091351
       Queries relating to other services should 1 Dec 15:54 Premium Rate 1&090 296000
       be addressed directly to the service lDec 16:01 Local Rate Q845 6091351
       provider in question. lDec 18:06 Premium Rate 09096 550021
       1 Dec 18:15 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       1 Dec 18:59 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       lDec 21:15 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       1 Dec 21:29 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       1 Dec 21:43 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       1 Dec 21:58 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       1 Dec 22:24 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       lDec 22:59 Premium Rate 09090 274320
       2 Dec 00:01 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       2 Dec 00:02 Premium Rate O909O 294049
       2 Dec 00:04 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       2 Dec 00:05 Premium Rate 09090 294049
       2 Dec 00:08 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       2 Dec 00:18 Local Rate 0845 6091351
       2 Dec 02:42 Local Rate 0845 9091351
       2 Dec 04:19 Local Rate 0845 6091351
      
       Type of call Duration Cost
       Lo-call 00:26:53 0.685
       Premium 00:12:39 16.141
       Lo-call 01:14:5^ 1.908
       Premium 00:09:58 12.704
       Lo-call 00:39:36 1.010
       Lo-call 00:07:40 0.195
       Lo-call 01:41:38 2.591
       Premium 00:02:5^ 3.692
       Lo-call 02:04:55 3.076
       Premium 00:00:53 1.125"
       Lo-call 00:27:42 0.235
       Lo-call 02:15:53 1.155
       Premium 00:13:45 17.546
       Premium 00:13:41 17.465
       Premium 00:13:46 17.556
       Premium 00:lO:40 13.595
       Lo-call 00:34:06 0.290
       Premium 00:11:56 15.215
       Lo-call 00:01:02 0.042
       Premium 00:02:16 2.890
       Premium 00:00:31 0.657
       Premium 00:00:43 0.905
       Lo-call 00:05:19 0.045
       Le-call 00:07:07 0.060
       Lo-call 01:36:38 0.821
       Lo-call 02:06:10 1.072
       Total 132.673
      
       page 3 of 4
      
       ***
       Post Office Ltd.
       12/I2/E003 09:37 CftP :38 BP:01 SU:BD
       South Harrow FAD: 0140201
       259/261 Northolt Road
       Harrow
       Middlesex
       HA2 8HT
       Checksum: HHG39
       APS No: 030937
       Client: BT Paynent Card
       Scheme: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
       Token Type: HC Entry: 2
       Ref: 8944000016036440318
       Amount: 110.28 Cash
       This is not a VAT receipt
      
       ***
       Post Office Ltd.
       E8/01/E0Q4 09:43 CAP-.44 BPsOl SU:DD
       South Harrow FAD: 0140E01
       S59/E61 Hortholt Road
       Harrow
       Middlesex
       HAS 8HT
       Checksum: PWJ3R
       flPS No: 050163
       Client: BT Paynent Card
       Scheae: For your BT phone bill Svc: 1
       Token Type: MC Entry: S
       Ref: 8944000016036440318
       Amount: 155.88 Cash
       This is not a VAT receipt
      
       ***
       Так
       Грабительски,
       Империалистически,
       Явился
       В дом
       Интернет.
      
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  • Комментарии: 57, последний от 29/10/2008.
  • © Copyright Шляхов Анатолий Анатольевич (mu@pop3.ru)
  • Обновлено: 02/07/2007. 11k. Статистика.
  • Статья: Великобритания
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